Always scan ads carefully before applying..

Reading between the lines is key when responding to ads nowadays... anything can be made to sound above-board:

Tired of being out of work? Sick of dead in jobs? Well then join our
hands on customer service team with plenty of perks. Close to home.
Pays really well. Has benefits. Social atmosphere. Room for
advancement. Elite clientele. On the job training with immediate hire,
no bosses looking over your shoulders. Beat the recession. Join our team
of well rounded ladies. Get paid for your hands on relaxation therapy
in a calm setting.

A life lesson

THERE! little girl; don't cry!
They have broken your doll, I know;
And your tea-set blue,
And your play-house, too,
Are things of the long ago;
But childish troubles will soon pass by. --
There! little girl; don't cry!

There! little girl; don't cry!
They have broken your slate, I know;
And the glad, wild ways
Of your schoolgirl days
Are things of the long ago;
But life and love will soon come by. --
There! little girl; don't cry!

There! little girl; don't cry!
They have broken your heart I know;
And the rainbow gleams
Of your youthful dreams
Are things of the long ago;
But Heaven holds all for which you sigh. --
There! little girl; don't cry!

---James Whitcomb Riley