Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Proverbs with a twist

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm back.......... here's your $20 ;)